Something Clever Goes Here
If [rape is a synonym for rob or plunder] then I think President Obama is really raping the American taxpayer, and he’s not even giving us a dinner or a glass of wine or cocktail.

Eric Boiling, adding to his ever-growing long list of offensive statements as a Fox News correspondent. 

Video

(via reallyfoxnews)

Why would anyone buy someone dinner or a drink before robbing or plundering them? His own stupid attempt at humor proves the fact that he’s not actually using the word in the sense he claims.

I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, “You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I’m not your agent and I’m not your mommy. I’m a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?” And I really, really don’t.

Aaron Sorkin (via thatwasnotveryravenofyou)

It is so comforting to know that even Aaron Sorkin feels this way, because it’s how I feel every. single. time.

(via wilwheaton)

It’s true. Blank white pieces of paper are dicks.

There’s more than escapism going on here. Why do we seek out these hard places for our fantasy vacations? Because on some level, we recognize and claim those disasters as our own. We seek out hard places precisely because our lives are hard. When you read genre fiction, you leave behind the problems of reality — but only to re-encounter those problems in transfigured form, in an unfamiliar guise, one that helps you understand them more completely, and feel them more deeply. Genre fiction isn’t just generic pap. You don’t read it to escape your problems, you read it to find a new way to come to terms with them.

Lev Grossman, Literary Revolution in the Supermarket Aisle: Genre Fiction Is Disruptive Technology

Read the whole piece. It’s excellent, and full of points I’ve been trying to make for years.

This is a perfectly sane and reasonable position.

danielmcbatman:

hollyhotcakes:

barackojama:

niggarachithebigdickbandit:

Cammmmmyyyyyyy

oh

Damn.

Good god damn! 

Maybe I’ve just been unlucky in the past, but this is the first time I’ve seen Cammy cosplayed by women with the *ahem* assets necessary to pull it off.


I Am An Avenger #1

Reblogging Squirrel Girl is never wrong.

I Am An Avenger #1

Reblogging Squirrel Girl is never wrong.

lascocks:

lakidaa:

behold
the doomba

fuck

The uprising has begun! No one is safe!

lascocks:

lakidaa:

behold

the doomba

fuck

The uprising has begun! No one is safe!

tyleroakley:

This should have been the plot of The Avengers.

I would watch the crap out of this movie.

tyleroakley:

This should have been the plot of The Avengers.

I would watch the crap out of this movie.

arcaneimages:

marilyn monroe

Geez, EVERYONE is a Katniss wannabe these days…

arcaneimages:

marilyn monroe

Geez, EVERYONE is a Katniss wannabe these days…

inothernews:

WORST AMENDMENT   Getty Images freelance photographer Joshua Lott is arrested by police while covering protests on the first day of the NATO summit in Chicago.  It’s unclear if Lott has been charged; his photos from the protests have been published by numerous Getty affiliates, including the Los Angeles Times.  (Photo: Spencer Platt / Getty Images via The Guardian)
What part of “a free press” do police departments not understand?

“Congress shall make no law … abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press*…”
*Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited.

inothernews:

WORST AMENDMENT   Getty Images freelance photographer Joshua Lott is arrested by police while covering protests on the first day of the NATO summit in Chicago.  It’s unclear if Lott has been charged; his photos from the protests have been published by numerous Getty affiliates, including the Los Angeles Times.  (Photo: Spencer Platt / Getty Images via The Guardian)

What part of “a free press” do police departments not understand?

Congress shall make no law … abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press*…”

*Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited.